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Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder

Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (TARD) is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.

Sufferers of TARD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, uncontrollable crying, suicidal ideation, and extreme sadness.

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SIGNS AND SYMPTOMS:

People with TARD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again. Individual sufferers often display signs of paranoia and delusion; in acute cases psychotic episodes have been observed.

TARD is different from being upset about the results of the 2016 presidential election; People with TARD are unwilling or unable to accept reality, despite irrefutable evidence.

According to the DSM-V, individuals with TARD exhibit most or all of the following symptoms:

– Telling others they are moving to Canada

– Fixated on fantasies about the Electoral College

– Protesting an election no credible source contests the outcome of

– Exclamations that “Someone” should do “Something”

– Acute change in demeanor from pompous and arrogant to fearful and combative

– Claim that anyone who disagrees with them is some combination of Racist, Sexist, Bigoted, Homophobic, and actually some sort of Hitler persona

CAUSES AND MECHANISMS: TARD was directly caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America.

For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.

Research is ongoing, but TARD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:

– Membership in the Democratic Party

– Identifying as a Feminist

– Currently enrolled in college, and/or

– Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree

– Cuckoldry

– Living in a densely populated metropolitan area

– Massive student debt

– Spotty or non-existent work history

– Hipsterism

DIAGNOSIS: Diagnosis of TARD is straightforward. Ask the patient if Donald Trump is going to be the Next President of the United States of America.

Some patients will become agitated, and may attempt to deflect.

It’s critical you press them on the issue, even if they start babbling about ‘muh triggers’.

A sufferer of TARD will begin to ramble incoherently, often displaying three or more of the symptoms within a short period of time.

TREATMENT: The only known effective treatment is exposure therapy.

The patient must be repeatedly exposed to reality, and should wear a Make America Great Again hat as long as they are able to tolerate it.

Each exposure should increase in length, after a week the patient should be encouraged to be seen in public wearing the MAGA hat.

Coach the patient to refer to Donald Trump as President-Elect Trump.

Patients with TARD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups.

Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality.

Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.

If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TARD, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again!

Original article from Disclose TV here.

11 Comments

  1. AWW Bless ! Adult bodies but brains that didn`t keep pace as a result of the infantalising education they`ve received over the years. Some might call it `brainwqshing` …..I couldn`t possibly comment….lol !

     
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  2. I am revelling in the bewilderment, anguish and despair of these scum. They should have their faces shoved in it every day until their heads explode. We haven’t had much to cheer about in recent years but this is something to enjoy to the full.

     
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  3. They forgot to mention that most of the MSM, including newspapers, magazines, TV news, and hollywood. also is suffering from this disorder, the only cure is to relieve them of their positions and hire some professionals.

     
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  4. This disorder has been dormant for the past several years that if not proactively addressed with aggressive treatment could prolong recovery for several years. Once cured it is hoped that the victims of this disorder realize that every four years you could have a reoccurrence unless they realize that they are subject to two possible outcomes. Simply put, get a grip, you live in the greatest democracy ever!

     
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  5. An Evening Substandard hack in Britain wrote that the so-called ‘Labour’ Party promoted nonwhite invasion to ‘rub their faces in it’. Time for a response?

     
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  6. Sounds very much like the disorder affecting the Remoanians in the UK. The good thing is they don’t have guns here as they have no sense of humour when you point and laugh at their anti democratic antics.

     
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