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UK’s National Health Service Action

There is an ongoing debate in Britain about the future of the country’s state-subsidized National Health Service (NHS). Several branches of medical specialists have now expressed their opinions on recent attempts to reform the service:


The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the

Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the

Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the

Paediatricians said, “Oh, Grow up.”

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the

Radiologists could see right through it.

The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Ear Nose and Throat specialists didn’t swallow it, and just wouldn’t hear of it.

The Pharmacists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the

Plastic Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter.”

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the

Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the

Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in Whitehall.


  1. Joking aside, it is truly astounding that the medical experts (despite some errors) have been completely swept aside by politicians, who are both race denialists and disease denialists.

  2. The UK National Health Service changed to UK Global Health Service years ago.
    We just fund it then queue for treatment ourselves behind foreign freeloaders .

  3. The NHS is not ‘government-subsidised’, we – the British taxpayers – pay for it via our National Insurance contributions. It is not ‘free’ for us, it is just paid for up-front before we need to use it. And then, when we do, we find that we can’t get the treatment we need because every other bugger that’s arrived on our shores and has never contributed anything at all, takes priority. Just like every other bloody service in the UK – funded by us yet given to every one but us.


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